W.A.R.T. Script Day Two (WART Comes out) CR - Good Morning WART WART - Compliance! Word Assimilating Robotic Transmitter on voice command Good Morning Commander CR – I want you to give me some information on salvation. WART - Compliance! Subject set, salvation, please establish fields of reference. CR - The Bible is the only data reference required. You haven’t accidentally deleted your Bible database again have you WART? WART – That was another of the many human errors in my programming. Robots do not make such mistakes. CR – I know humans aren’t perfect that’s why Jesus died for our sins. WART (mad) - NO Compliance! Warning Warning (siren on sound effect) – you terminated a human specimen just to cover up for your sins – danger - delete - delete – must not harm life forms. I’m calling the cops buster. CR - WART STOP! Yeah right you don’t harm life forms, you just talk them to death. I didn’t terminate the human specimen as you call it. Jesus laid down his life for us willingly. To debug us as you would say so we can go to the never ending power source (heaven) when we die. WART (happy – siren off) - Compliance! Whew! What a relief - more input is required. Why did this human terminate himself? How can he help anyone if he is dead? CR – He isn’t dead. WART – You are giving conflicting data. Is he dead or not? Please clarify. Humans are so illogical! CR – Jesus died for our sins but then God raised him from the dead, so he is not dead any more. Now if I pray to my creator who is Jesus, He will help me and save me from my sins. WART (confused) - Definition of sins is required, not found in data log. Require input input - input…
CR - It means doing wrong things. We then tell God we are sorry and ask Him to forgive us and help us do what is right. That is called repenting. WART - Computers are superior, We do not make mistakes, that is why we don’t have to repent. But you must not have repented because you are still full of human error. CR – WART asking the Lord doesn’t mean we become perfect it just means we are sorry for doing wrong things and we want him to help us do what is right. If we mess up again we ask him to forgive us again and he does. WART - So repenting wipes out errors? CR – Yes. Something like that. WART - Why didn’t you say so? Humans? Who can figure them? It is evident that you have not repented enough, as you still need to be debugged. My memory banks are loaded with your errors. CR - Yes I have repented. WART (mischievous) - Judging from your behavior you require further debugging through repenting immediately. CR - We all have to learn and grow. I know I’m not perfect… WART - As any synthesizer can clearly see. CR - WART! Repenting doesn’t mean that I’ll be perfect but that the sinful flesh will no longer rule over me. Under the leadership and guidance of God’s Holy Spirit I mature now as a small child would. WART - Warning subject requires more input - Maturity sadly lacking – (snicker). HaHa-Ha CR - Now cut that out WART or I’ll turn you off. WART (angel) - Compliance! Is there further input, Oh nice man with his finger on my off button, with insecurity about the superiority of Computers. CR - That does it off you go. (Chases WART back stage.)
